Hey. My name is Samantha, I'm 17 years old, and I've got a beautiful daughter named Carson Jay (CJ) who was born on May 13th, 2013 c:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

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biggarebear420:

coluring:

Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck

NO

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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dreamofflight:

letslivelikejackandsally:

we’re all getting arrested for this

I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.

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